It [spelling "soldier"] is too hard because of the "d." There's no "d" in it."
Yeah, you could use a dictionary, but here's the thing: do they even sell hardcore dictionaries anymore?
In case you were wondering, a "hardcore" dictionary is a bound paper one, as opposed to an online dictionary which, apparently, is utterly useless for checking spelling.
But don't worry, people, one of the dudes tries to out-ditz the blonde:
People have been speaking English for thousands of years!
Mr. Stewart... Mr. Stewart, you are being paged...