Wednesday, July 30, 2008

more on chain emails, or moron chain emails

Haven't received this one personally (at least, not since it was the Clinton one), but it looks like Barack's hit the big time: he's got his own death list. Some of the best entries:
MERCEDES HUGLEY, one of Obama's many white, female conquests while at Harvard. Filed sexual assault charges against Obama for date rape in 1990. Because "date rape" was not considered a crime like it is today, she ended up dropping the charges. Two years later, she was found dead of an apparent cocaine overdose.

Why is it significant that the conquests were white? And did you like the part where Hughley is allowed to file rape charges, is then told "I'm sorry, ma'am, date rape is still legal in this country," and then has to drop the charges?
HASAD AL SHAREEZ - FBI informant. Reported to his handler in January 2001 that he had a tape about of a person named simply "B. Hussein" meeting with 9/11 hijacker Mohatma Atta in Prague. Was found shot in the basement of a mosque in Dearborn, MI in October, 2001.

That's right, folks, Barack Obama is now apparently part of the 9/11 conspiracy. He would have had a lot to offer people wanting to destroy buildings in New York and Washington, being a state senator in Illinois and all. Bonus credibility points for referring to Mohammed Atta as "Mohatma."
KEYSHAWN "SPOON" CALWORTH - Was found dead of an apparent heroin overdose May 18, 1997. Was reported to have ties to Rev. Jeremiah Wright.

"Ties to Rev. Jeremiah Wright?" That's it? Boy, they really phoned that one in, eh? Though you have to admit, these are awfully suspicious circumstances. I mean, what are the chances of a guy named "Spoon" dying of a heroine overdose?

And my personal favorite:
DARSANO RAHARDJO - Childhood classmate of Barack Obama when he attended a madrassa in Indonesia. Was found with his head cut off in a Jakarta alley way in 1970. Many children at the school attributed Rahardjo's murder to the young Barack Obama. It was likely done as an initiation ritual, since Islam demands that a boy spill another's blood before the age of ten to prove their loyalty to Allah. [emphasis added]

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