Just got my first conservative chain email in 4 years. Did you know that Cindy and John McCain are living embodiments of family values?
There was a, well, shall we say "lacuna" in the narrative around the time that a middle-aged John McCain left his disabled wife for a buxom blonde former USC cheerleader nearly 18 years his junior who also happened to be a fabulously wealthy heiress to a beer distributing fortune. I sent out a mass reply adding that part.
Hopefully after the election I'll be able to send the sender a recipe for humble pie, ripped off from the Food Network, of course.