HISTORY IZ HARD!!1!

Welcome to American history, as brought to you by FOX News. It is the raucous year of Our Lord 1858, and Illinois Senatorial candidate Abraham Lincoln of the fledgling Republican party has a series of contentious debates with Democrat Stephen Douglas prominent abolitionist Frederick Douglass:

UPDATE: It appears the Daily Exorcist has beaten me to the punch on this one. You win this round, Mr. D!!