Brothers and Sisters,
I know we don't all agree on some aspects of the scientific ethos, like evolution and abiogenesis (nota bene: those are not the same thing), but please, for the love of God, stop inflicting this shit on the rest of us. It makes it more difficult for us sane Christians to argue that Christians can, in fact, be sane.
[P.S.: for the rest of us, a question: was that guy really waiting for ants for spontaneously erupt from the jar?]