Thursday, August 09, 2007

Baptist minister wins!

Are they trying to 1-up each other or something? This is absurd. From AP (c/o Pam's House Blend):
Tommy Tester, 58, of Bristol, Va., was wearing a skirt when he was arrested last week after allegedly urinating in front of children at a car wash, police said.

Police also said Tester offered to perform oral sex on officers who were sent to the scene.

Authorities identified Tester as the minister of Gospel Baptist Church in Bristol and an employee of Christian radio station WZAP-AM in Bristol.

And believe it or not, that's not all he was arrested for. From WGAL in Harrisburg, PA:
A report also accuses Tester of offering police officers oral sex and says an open bottle of vodka and empty oxycodone prescription bottle was found in his car when Tester was arrested Friday. [emphasis mine]

Who'da thunk the '80's rash of ministers getting caught with prostitutes would become "the good ol' days," eh?

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